tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via klefarolineforevaa)

harrypotterconfessions:

I keep hoping that one day, someone will make a Hogwarts RPG where you can make your own character, go to lessons to level up, learn magic, roam the castle, do quests, etc.

harrypotterconfessions:

I keep hoping that one day, someone will make a Hogwarts RPG where you can make your own character, go to lessons to level up, learn magic, roam the castle, do quests, etc.

John: Do you have a girlfriend?

Sherlock: Girlfriend? No, not really my area.

John: Oh! Do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine by the way.

Sherlock: I know it's fine.

John: So do you have a boyfriend?

Sherlock: No

Idiots: Sherlock is straight